Imagine robbing a bank, running away, and then getting caught by cows 😂

Biggest flex

Seal

Frrr🥶

Thats what we call a skill issue

@Kharl's Gaming totally. You can tell they were in it for the “MOO-la”.

“Thank the cow” seeing cows get credit for doing a job well done puts a smile on my face

Lmao yeah

Finally some pigs giving it up for cows lol

For what they didn’t know what they were doing

lol

@casualsuede it was one of them you monster

i love the way the man casually said “he’s getting chased by cows at the moment “ like it was nothing lol

@Cindy Mai wow, im not even sure how to feel about this XD

@DarkDruidsVale Yup! If I remember correctly it was a cow saved from the slaughter house. No powers beyond them having their meat contaminated with mind controlling substances in a plan to control Gotham. The cow has a mask like pattern on their face.

@Cindy Mai wait what? is there such a nock off? XD

@DFC we got a cowboy in the comment section

Anyone else think the camera looked like an ac-130 😭. It was straight out of cod4

Thanks for another awesome year! You make my day every time you upload

That snail face was so cool!!!

I think those cows are telapathic and they knew exactly what they where doing

Cows are social animals and very friendly. They weren't chasing him, they were following him and looking for food.

@Christine C. who the hell asked karren lmao

@Christine C. Successful channels like this analyze every approach to reach more viewers. With TikTok, straight and obvious lying has become way more prevalent. It's annoying and I'll be annoyed about it if I want to. An individual instance like this doesn't really matter, but it's so ubiquitous now. If you haven't noticed these trends, then that's on you.

​@Frantick You need to get out more or at least stop taking shit way too seriously.

​@Frantick It's not that deep.

​@Ron Burgundy Sorry dead cows aren't on my menu.

Man that was surreal. Cows on duty 🚨🐮🚨

Dang, every year I hear that the best clips of this year is gonna be the next video. It really hits how close the end of the year is.

That energy-saving-mode cap is actually pretty cool. Where do I get one?

ussr

Cows passed the vibe check with flying colors

Cows don't push. They follow. They're very curious.

2:00 I thought boats were vehicles😂

The suspect accidentally spawned on the secret cow level of Diablo 2 but in real life.

Cows deserve an award

Imagine getting into prison when everyone's asking how did they catch you, and you say you were trapped by a bunch of cows.

Lmao ikr

He will be the laughing stock of the prison. Speaking of cows, I had to go buy some beef and make some hamburgers

"I was caught when the police set up a raid to catch me, it took months of planning and over a hundred cops involved, how'd you get caught?" "I don't wanna talk about it"

To be fair, most of your fellow inmates would probably just assume you're referring to the cops as cows.

@Val Frei Nah.. I robbed bank and on the way to the car I got herded by cow.. once story heard about cow you cant make sudden move or they will squash by thier shoe..

Spectacular as usual…😏🙌🏼

I thought the thumbnail of this video was of the clouds that looked like cows. LOL.

The last guy skipping should get into boxing. He would be very elusive and utilize many angles, good lateral movement as a result of great footwork

that snake is so cute

I love how the snake slowly started to bite the guy as if it thought it couldn’t be seen

@Christine C. Oh thank you almighty grammar police!🙇‍♀️ I would not have gotten this far without you!😭❤️

​@No Name Bxtch though*

Reminds me of a border collie

Weirdly, some snakes will just bite that slowly. No idea why tho😂

Sssssssssssneaky

Those cows were clearly taking orders from the leader, Batcow.

I'm pretty sure those cows were looking for food.

Cows and pigs working together 😱🐄🐷🚓

0:45 animal farm in a nutshell

The squeaky pigs one is truly underrated, them looking like they are laughing is way too hilarious.

@Sergio Ortiz Amazon

Must have been Goblin's fan's meeting.

Me and the boys moment

Where do I buy one?

Where’s “later!”

you could also say the cows MOOED in his way

The cows didn't trap him.. they had no idea what they were doing and were just following him because he was a human.

That escalator clip made me snort-laugh so hard! It's the simplicity of the entire thing that makes it absolutely brilliant. 😆

Every day the other inmates say hello MOOOOO

I once saw a video of a cow brutally murdering (and then tear chunks out of him) of a guy in a city street.

I like the "Okay bye now" WAY better than "Later" and the more you talk with your beautiful authentic voice the better I like it :) You have over 4M subscribers so you're already in the game. You can literally say "Okay you can go to hell now", not lose anyone, and keep growing.

could you imagine how frustrated they must’ve been realising out of everything a herd of cows stopped them from getting away lmao

ok thats who you call 'Holy Cows'.

The woman's pick up line was silly but also funny and cute. Probably not original by any means, but she had the confidence to make the first move, which is a feat one should appreciate on its own. She seems very likeable. 😊

@Christine C. woah a fellow demi?? Sorry I just don't meet many ppl that even know what it is 😅. You're actually the second person in the past month I've run into on YouTube that also is and that's more than I've run into in real life total lol. It is somewhat frustrating at times as a guy when women assume you are gay or something just because you're not interested in them or willing to do things right away but I just keep it moving if that happens. Makes dating easier in some ways but harder in other ways too. Twould be nice if more ppl actually understood it but I've got really good ppl in my life that do and that's enough. Anyways sorry again lol hope you're having a wonderful 2023 so far!

​​@Tstan Da'ManDontChanoo It's "try to," not "try and." 😛 And, as someone who has social anxiety and is a demisexual (meaning I am only attracted to guys I feel a deep connection to), "confidence" does nothing for me. When a random guy approaches me, it just makes me highly uncomfortable.

​@Cheddar Sun Chips Y e s Tell that to the guys I've liked. 😭

@Berry Every I ....this is too many words for me, lol. Help!

@Cheddar Sun Chips Y e s I wish this is true because maybe then I won't start not doing first moves ever again🙁

i love the way the man casually said “he’s getting chased by cows at the moment “ like it was nothing lol

I love how the snake immediately ceased and desisted 😂

Inmate: “How’d you end up here?” Suspect: “It was them damn cows”😡

Your videos are always interesting no matter what you put. Honestly, thank you

The curiosity of cows never fails to make me smile

@Vera Tkocz if we had to kill all the cows or plants? if we had to choose one. what would you choose? we can't live or or breathe without plants. and animal shit is what we use to grow plants faster.

oh so we make conditions of who is worthy to have a life. not one of us could live without a plant. they have more of a brain than you think. if you put them in a dark room with a small light they will grow towards the light. they are smarter than you and me and they outnumber us by too much

@BlackOut GStar yeah, but they don't have a brain that thus they cannot feel pain that makes you not want to live no more

@Vera Tkocz plants live too because they can't scream out when they are scared or whey they are dying?

Indeed. That's why I am a vegan.

hey man ive got in a fight with my "friends" and this just made my day keep it up!!

The turtle spread the yawn virus!

In Soviet Russia cow tips you. To the police.

I just realized this is the most perfect channel on YouTube. The format, duration, voice, upload frequency, everything is impeccable

Don't speak in absolutes. Try the casual geographic channel and you'll see that there are great channels, not just one best.

Love the snail's face even though it looked terrified 😂😂♥️

@Turbo Geek ... I know how the lifecycles of parasites work -_-

@vengeance160 that's a salt water snail your thinking of that parasite that is transmuted via bird droppings thoes only affect land snails

@Tiegizzle no, he's right. Snail would deliberately stay on the service till bird bite their eyes off to get to the parasites and the snail regenerates new eyes. Those are parasites

@Vice.Nor.Virtueits a parasite that was born inside the snail and crawls all the way to its eyes when its starts to turn into an adult then it starts wiggling in the eyes of the snails to catch the eye of a bird so it can lay its eggs in the bird which poop it out then another snail eats the poop with the parasite eggs in it

Its actually delicious. Famous Asian cuisine in some countries.

This is genius Someone give an award to those cows

Where can we vote for the best videos?

More and more I'm convinced animals are smarter than we think lmao

*That dude sleeping with his cap 😂😂😂 He reminded me of my cap that a family friend brought me when I was 8 as a gift and it would light up the whole room with different colours rolling like an Ambulance lol!* 🤣🤣🤣

Love how the snake was like "I can eats you but since you're polite, I won't."

lol

do more engrish

Well hope your doing good, Logan.

@Silver Schmid idk but he should keep him as a pet now

looks like the snake didn't realize it got caught, saw the hand, though "oh, food" and was about to try eating it before getting interrupted. snakes aren't the brightest.

Love how the snake was like "I can eats you but since you're polite, I won't."

When my brother was a toddler at preschool, he saw a herd of cows and decided to stray away from the school group to follow them, much to the panic of the teachers. But the cows noticed him, turned him around and led him back. Cows know, man.

Cow squad in route

When I was a teenager I was trespassing on a pasture, looking for shrooms. An entire herd of cows started following me just like this guy and the farmer found me.

This is exactly what I wanted after hours of stressful studying. Thank you DDOI.

@Difficult Ah well, I can't disagree, but that's the thing about school, lots of materials aren't useful in the real world.

@yeet then, it's not real knowledge, that you need for future

@Difficult I agree. But in my case, my time is very limited, having exams with no gap days, I'd basically have to pull all-nighters for 4 days straight if i want to top.

@Eliya Thank you, Eliya. I hope all is well in your life. God bless you :)

I’m so glad to be out of college now, but I wish you the best with your studies, I know how it feels!

This is my favourite mix so far! ^^ Have some nice Christmas days you all!

Imagine if someone asking in jail, "how did you get caught?" "I got surrounded to the police by cows"

Cows be talking like: Looking to escape? Listen. If you think you can escape from the police, you can't escape from us. Suspect: Slowly walks towards the police

The way the officer in the helicopter didn't even react to the sight of a grown man getting chased down by a herd of cows-

That "thank the cows" was surprisingly wholesome

@Mr. Husbando: "𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔏é 𝔉ú𝔮?" They won't be held accountable, but they will feel shame. If my forefathers had access to youtube, Facebook, or Twitter, and I could read their comments supporting slavery or segregation or opposing women's rights, I'd be ashamed too. I don't want people to limit how much flesh they eat. I want them to stop it. I don't ask wife beaters to hold off a few days of the week. I don't ask serial killers to become moderate or occasional killers. There is no grey area. Either you are pro-abuse, or you are against abuse. I know full well that the people claiming to care about animals aren't doing anything for them. Most people claim to be anti-abuse and claim they love animals, but when you ask them to Stop financing the abuse, they throw excusses at you.

@SAA That being said, the younger generations aren't supposed to be held accountable for past mistakes. I wouldn't say stop the meat diet/consumption of cow-related products entirely as it definitely has great consequences, limiting them would be good but would definitely have a negative impact on the consumers and producers which rely on them, and improving on animal care standards has already been a precedent but this is mostly ignored and we can't really do anything effective against the companies or agencies behind it and I find it impossible for the people behind this to actually try to think about it. Even the people that are usually there to protect animals are doing it themselves and not giving a shit about it, just ask PETA.

@Mr. Husbando: "𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔏é 𝔉ú𝔮?"It's not about being a hero. It's about trying to make people think. In ww2 Europe, people didn't want to think about what was happening on the "farms". Out of sight, out of mind. Someday, people's descendants will look back with shame at what their grandparents defended.

@SAA It's the year 2072, the last meat industries have officially closed down in response, the world is at peace, and the cows are avenged at once. For on the 20th of December, 2022, a savior emerged from the comment sections of a random youtube video, where his legend would begin, the Great Hero has arisen.

yes ok

Now you got me...by far the best vids to make every day better 💪 Liked and subscribed ✌

That jump rope dancing was awesome ❤

I'm here wondering how the ropes can still have that arch shape while being turned so smoothly😅

Never again in my life will I ever hear a police officer "Thank the Cows"

Imagine being so unlucky that you got defeated just by some literal cows. But seriously though, those cows did a great job and deserved to be recognized by more people.

the bots are attacking

@Romanski juicy and delicious

Why are there 'oh my content beter1!' bots everywhere now??

@Lyoness Moses will be angry

If I see any comment made by Dông and his likebot army, you already know I’m disliking it.

I really liked the dancing at the end. They had a very cool presence.

I grew up on a cattle farm, cattle are very curious animals, especially in groups and at night for some reason

"And you, what are you in for?" "I attempted to rob a bank, then i fled." "How were you caught?" "Some cows that must've been undercover basically ganged up on me." 💀

Guy: “Dude are you ok?” Snail: “life is a never ending nightmare”

As teenagers, we played actually an escalator-trick on tourists: We positioned ourselves in a way that we where in a perfect right angle to the rails, pretending the escalator to be horizontal. There were some tourists walking up the escalator who saw us, and obviously, group dynamics is so powerful that they seemed to mistrust their own senses for a moment and almost fell over, because their conception of gravity got out of whack. Group psychology really is powerful.

Lmao

@mediocre man your anecdotes are amazing! Loved reading them, thanks for sharing!!!

perception is king

@Nathan – oh yeah, those were the days. Best thing we did back then was to mock Jehovah's witnesses, we somehow got hold of a MAD-magazine, saw some JW, and spent (if I remember correctly) a few hours standing there opposite those people with Alfred E. Neumann facing them – they did not move one single face muscle the whole time. The prank with the piece of paper with “Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Turn this paper around” _on both sides,_ this I did much later (in my late twenties I think). Worked a couple of times, until one guy got angry and threw the thing away. But the escalator-thing I will always remember fondly, for it tought me how powerful group dynamics can be. A very valuable lesson, especially for a teenager.

Classic with the boys moment wish I could witness that

"My friend over there thinks you're cute!" Love it!!! 🤣🤣🤣

The fact is said ‘Thank the cows’ is absolutely great 😂

I love how the sea turtle folds it's flippers in when it yawns like it's thinking about what to do today.

"My friend over there thinks your cute" *walks over there and smiles*

The juggling guy sounds so relieved, like he's been trying to do this all day lol

@Kevintzen You're cool.

@Kevintzen I thought you were better make up your mind NAZI

@Cirque-D-Husky weird. I make that same moan after I'm done doing my dog 🤔

@Sophia Perennis we must practice for 69 hours a day, 34 days a week.

He probably put in hundreds of tries until he finally got that attempt on video. I've made a similar moaning sigh upon getting one successful attempt on a difficult juggling trick.

These cows need to be recruited as new cops.

He makes it seem like the vehicle that can travel in the water & on land is something new, they've been around for decades...!

"I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode!" I need this cap. NOW.

It's weird how often this happens

A moment of silence to the people who actually scanned the QR code

I was hoping to get Rickroll'd 😢

he's free

@Hazael The gamer i know it doesnt work

It’s impossible

It’s sooooo cool how they moo-ved in on the suspect until the cops arrived.

The last one makes me laugh😅 he and his friends are moving slow but we grew up doing double dutch fast asf. Very creative😎🤙🏾

0:37 this one got me 😂 It was hard to tell what the joke was because any part of it could have been the joke already

That is such a gentle snake! So cute!

The funny thing is the snake wasn’t biting as a defensive mechanism, that was a full on “can I eat this” bite. Usually they’ll tag you (bite and release) as a warning or clamp down hard when that doesn’t work. He was measuring to see if he could swallow that hand.

​@YTSL Try to* Not "try and."

They could measure their prey after killing it.

@murmursnakes do this as babies because they don’t have a good idea of what they can hunt, why is that a crazy idea to you.

@YTSL i have two bearded dragons, one of them is really good with hand feeding and can tell the difference between my finger and a cricket and thus won't bite if his tongue hits my finger, and one of them clamps down as soon as his tongue hits something lmao

Hm

He always have interesting stuff put together

1:54 That's an eastern ratsnake (aka yellow ratsnake) we have those as pets, they are quite interesting and have funny personalities.

this channel is like a channel I found 10 years ago called amazinglife247. I used to watch clips like these after school while eating my afternoon snack after I got home. Thinking of it brings me back to the good times.

Those cows better have lived out their lives for that (unintentional) noble deed!

My grade 11 social studies teacher would put on your videos every day at the start of the class, it always made my day, especially when I was having a stressful day. I still enjoy watching your videos now that I'm out of high school and getting ready for college. Your videos always brighten my day :)

@Ultimate Chad dude get off the internet go help your mom with chores I’m do that soon

@Ultimate Chad you got a Jojo video on your channel

@bird Samora and where do you pull this statement from, out your ass? Stfu when you're wrong 💀

@Ultimate Chad a real Jojo fan wouldn’t say this

You have a fatherless pfp 💀

I saw that pick up line last week done by a guy. It's definitely cute specially if the person of interest laughs

This was an amazing video, all the clips were to tier

Tactical Moo.🔫🐮

This is the same energy as when those kids made an arrow in a cornfield pointing the way the suspect went lol

You can hear the men with the pigs crack up themselves which is the most wholesome fun I've seen in a while

honk HHHOOOOOOOONNNNNKKKKKKK honk honk hhhhhhhooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkk HONK it was hilarious right

annnnnddddddd there go the bots

*POAH JUST GIVE ME ALOT OF NEGATIVE!* *MY GOAL IS TO BECOME THE MOST HATED YOUTUBER!*

give those herd of cattle a badge for being fearless in that captcher

0:04 "Crew do not fire on any target marked by a strobe, those are friendlies."

If you think you're having a bad day...look at this guy

”ok bye now.” Where u in a rush or something

A whole year I have waited for the ultimate yearly dose of the internet and now its finally coming, cant wait to watch Thanks for your effort and dedication, you never disappoint